Menyongsong pemilihan umum (Pemilu) pada tahun 2024 mendatang, banyak partai baru – seperti Gelora, Ummat, Masyumi (Reborn), PRIMA, Emas, PANDAI, Pinter, dan sebagainya – mulai bermunculan. Apakah ini saatnya partai-partai baru bersinar?
[Intro: DJ Pinpol]
EPIC RAP BATTLE OF 2024!
PDIP vs Gerindra vs Golkar vs PKB vs…
Nasdem vs Gelora vs PSI vs PRIMA vs…
Mmm, versus siapa aja dah!
Mulai!
[Verse 1: PDIP]
Okay,
I begin the whole cypher ‘cause I always come the first.
Parpol lain hanya caper, but, look, ‘till now I still burst.
Dari awal Indonesia, we still for Bung Karno.
Teruntuk Mbak Puan, always yes and never no.
Politik bukan cari cuan, and that’s Mega’s words.
Jokowi paham itu, but everyone’s throwing dirt.
[DJ PinPol]
Nice, PDIP!
Take the mic, Gerindra!
[Verse 2: Gerindra]
Tenang, PDIP, Jokowi masih kami dukung.
Iya dulu musuh, tapi we are here now, Bung.
Well, skinny Prabowo sudah menang rap battle
We do lead, never be a follower, we no cattle.
Prabowo and Jokowi, they’re brothers for real.
’24 is for the taking, yeah, that’s how we feel.
[DJ PinPol]
Wooo, dope!
Yo, Golkar!
[Verse 3: Golkar]
Huh, what? Someone’s been cocky, huh?
Well, semua perlu tahu who is the OG, huh?
I’m the real vet, y’all really should bow, duh
Nobody’s as all set as Soeharto’s legacy, bruh
It’s in the name, GOL-kar, we score goals.
Now, it’s time for Airlangga to win the polls.
Baca Juga: Jokowi Dukung Anies-Puan di 2024?
[DJ PinPol]
Burn!
Now, let’s hear some from the jits!
[Verse 4: PSI]
Uhuk, uhuk, uhuk, terdengar suara batuk pak tua.
Sixty-seventy-or-something, tak pensiun jua?
Dapat kursi DPR, tapi tidur kala bersua.
Semua tahu mobil listrik tak bersuara.
Tapi Formula E ramai kek vroom-vroom.
Here comes PSI, everybody, make some room.
[DJ PinPol]
Yo! How ‘bout we hear some from the newcomers?
Gelora, spit the bars!
[Verse 5: Gelora & PKS]
Gelora hadir di mana-mana, yeah, it’s galore.
Baru lahir, pasti kalah. Nuh, it’s folklore.
Oposisi plonga-plongo, oh, what a bore!
Look, we’re not about PKS no more.
Awas musuh di belakang, yuk lihat spion.
In ‘20 bukti menang, Bob Nasution.
[DJ PinPol & PRIMA]
Okay, siapa lagi ya?
Hmm, siapa namamu? PRIMA!
Ya, silakan, PRIMA!
[Verse 6: PRIMA]
Gue mungkin emang baru, tapi jiwa telah mengakar.
PRD di Orde Baru, bara semangat tetap terbakar.
Yup, still, we all about justice and fairness.
Di mana pun, Parangtritis sampai Kalideres.
Here comes ’24, sure, we’ll tryna be earnest.
Semua ini untuk rakyat, yeah, our dearest.
[Outro: DJ PinPol]
Eeeh, siapa lagi ya? Banyak juga.
By the way, kok penonton pada pergi?
Apa gara-gara kebanyakan ya peserta cypher ’24-nya?
Waduh, bubar dah. Bubar. (mikrofon jatuh)
(A43)
Baca Juga: Kecurangan Bayangi Pilpres 2024?
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